My tribute to José Mourinho. The audio is taken from The Chris Moyles Show, but everything else is my own work.
So,the special one leaves Chelsea by “mutual consent”. He was not sacked, although one cannot rule out Roman Abramovich threatening José with a piece of radioactive sushi if he refused to depart.
What now for Chelsea? Going down with the Derby? Poised to win the quadruple? Or just spend another £300million on some useless, overpaid donkeys? The latter being most likely.
Got to go now. I’ve got a train to catch. I have a job interview in London…
A brief run-down of the events at Bognor Regis last night…
- An awfully long trip for mid-week
- We still arrived very early
- Found a pub for a pre-match drink
- No Magners (other any ciders). No Carling. No Fosters. Had to have Carlsberg
- Lager far too fizzy. Made the glass look like it was alive
- Pitch very wide. It had a scoreboard.
- Sold some lovely chip butties and allowed us to take alcohol into the stands
- City won 3-1
- Dave Gilroy hattrick – something I jokingly predicted on the coach
- Bognor hooligan attacked the coach with a stone. Window smashed
- Got back late. 00:30
- Walked home alone in dark. Got scared
- Got to bed at 01:00
- Got up before 07:00
- Knackered.
A LONELY BOGNOR FAN WATCHES HIS TEAM LOSE
RANDOM, BORMING, NOTHINGNESS
THE SMASHED WINDOW
A BEAUTIFUL SCORELINE
THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN BY SIMON ON THE BATH CITY FORUM
I made it into work this morning, after having just 5 hours sleep, following watching Bath City last night. A breakfast consisting of coffee and strawberry yoghurt has helped my fatigue a little, and while I am tired, I am not zombified yet. I cannot guarantee what state I will be in at 4pm, though.
A full blog on last night’s City game, including a wonderful hatrick and run-in with a local Bognor hooligan, will appear later today.
It may still be officially summer, but I an standing in Bognor’s ground, freezing cold. The fact I have just drank a pint of ice-filled Magners probably doesn’t help . At least City are winning 1-0… for now
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