Yesterday I got the coach up t’north to watch Bath City play Fleetwood Town.
We left very early in the morning.
Everyone was very tired, due to the early start
We stopped on route at the motorway service station
The travelling fans made their presence known
While in the service station, I noticed Wayne Rooney’s poor baby had become locked inside a ‘claw machine’
We arrived very early, so decided to get off in Blackpool. The famous tower was not as good as I thought it would be
The amusements pier was a very dangerous place and full of con-artists trying to rip you off
The theme park looked good. Pity it was miles away.
I then spotted the 2p machines. Luckily for my wallet, I only had time to spend 40p in them
No doubt the most exciting moment of the day was when I saw Superman ontop of a building
We planned to get a tram to Fleetwood
But it never turned up. We had to make do with a bus, which was full of northern chavs
We eventually got to the ground, where the Man City/Chelsea game was being shown on the biggest TV in the world
Fleetwood’s ground is called Highbury. Their goalscorers yesterday were Vieira and Wright. It was just like watching Arsenal!
Whenever they scored, Captain Pugwash came on the TV
Although when Bath City scored from a penalty, the fat pirate did not appear
We lost the game, but played well. Ahead of us lay another four and a half hour trip home
At least now I can say that I have been to Blackpool… and I won’t be going back – it was shit.
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