I can officially tell you how to get a free iPhone X. There is no catch and it won’t cost you anything.
This is a genuine life hack, which “they” don’t want you to know.
OK, a few things… I don’t know who “they” are. Although, after reading numerous online advertisements, “they” are scared of everything from slot machine hacks, to anti-aging cream, which makes a 90-year-old woman look nine. “They” must be terrified of this!
By following MY simple steps, your friends and colleagues will think you have an iPhone X…
Oh, and my tips do not exactly get you a physical phone, although everyone will think you have one – and isn’t that the most important thing?
Considering most iPhone X owners are smug bastards, who love to show off, my FREE advice will produce the same outcome as owning the overpriced brick…
You can be a smug git, while your friends will be green with envy – unless they own an Android, in which case they won’t give a shit about your silly toy fruit telephone.
Right, here’s the advice… On your Nokia 3310 open your email settings. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a Nokia 3310 – this trick will work with inferior handsets (e.g. iPhone 8) too.
While in your email settings, change your signature to “Sent from my iPhone X”. This will make any recipient believe you have a brand spanking new, overpriced, twat toy.
Here is an email I sent to the World’s Number 1 iPhone Fan – Bill Gates!
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