I feel that I should clarify a blog post I made yesterday.
The content of the post in question, can best be described by using a famous Donald Trump quote…
“I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.”
No. Not that one.
“You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”
Not that, either.
“Why do we want all these people from ‘shithole countries’ coming here?”
Nope.
“Does torture work? Yes, absolutely.”
Try again.
“Forty thousand had come from Nigeria. Once they had seen the United States, they would never go back to their huts in Africa.”
Unlucky.
“#FakeNews”
Yes! Correct!
Last night’s blog contained fake news and a lie
It is 100% true that Roman was sat with me on the sofa (that is no Photoshop job).
What was not revealed last night, was the following…
- Roman did not eat ANY of his food on the sofa.
- After the photo was taken, his food bowl was removed and placed in his exercise pen – which he had access to.
- Despite this, Roman remained on the sofa for a short while – primarily because he had fallen asleep, looked too damn cute and melted the hearts of Claire and me.
- After biting the sofa – out of hunger or frustration – he was forced back into his pen, where he threw a massive tantrum, before giving up and eating his food.
- Claire was then able to enjoy her meal and the remainder of the evening, next to me, on the sofa.
You may have noticed the counter in the top-right of the website.
This is counting the length of time in which I have not stepped foot outside of the house.
The reason for this hermit-style existence is primarily due to self-isolating from coronavirus, but also because of my recovery from the scooter accident.
I was last outside on...
You may have noticed an addition to the menu on my blog.
No?
Take a look in the bottom right...
It looks like this...
This is a collection of all the blog posts, which I have made on certain topics.
I may add more links in the future, but for now you have the following...
Spotify Shuffle - I didn't...
... to my blog!
Aged 15 today.
If my blog was a child, it would be taking its GCSEs and old enough to legally watch Jaws 3.
That's a scary thought - Jaws 3 was terrible...
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You may remember that I experienced a few issues with blog, this week.
If you try to access my website on a daily basis, firstly, what's wrong with you? You clearly have too much time on your hands. Secondly, everything would have appeared fine and dandy for you, both Friday and Saturday. That's because the problems...
After yesterday's emergency, where my blog broke, I am pleased to report that everything is now working! Hooray!
So, now that I can post images, what is the first picture I should add to my blog...
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About Me
So you stumbled across my blog. No doubt after searching for something bizarre on Google. Before you hit that 'Back Button', why not stay and have a read for a few minutes?
If you are after a website which gives advice on how to hack an iPhone X, download the latest Steven Seagal movie, or view nudy ladies, you've come to the wrong place and may now press 'Back'.
However, if you would like a lifestyle blog, written by a 30-something chap, living in Bath (England), feast your eyes on this.
You won't discover how to copy PlayStation 4 games. What you will find is a blog, covering life in the West Country, the highs and lows of supporting two unsuccessful football teams, while sharing a house with a wife and rabbit.
All written by a man, somewhere on the sanity-scale between normal and eccentric.
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