After managing to stay well-behaved and on Santa’s nice throughout the year, I have fallen at the final hurdle!
With all good intentions, I wrote a blog post about Ray – a Leeds United fan from the television series, The Undateables.
My innocent post included a clip of Ray meeting some of the Leeds players – a Christmas present, organised by his girlfriend, which is something I am not at all envious of…
No sooner had I uploaded the short video clip from the series to my YouTube account, this email dropped into my inbox…
Oh no!
Given that the email arrived as soon as the video had uploaded, I am willing to guess that some clever bot – presumably Robocop – detected the crime and grassed me up to Santa.
I have six days to make amends for my frightful behaviour – that is unless Robocop doesn’t find me first and chucks me into a filthy, high-security jail.
Psst! Between you and me – and certainly not Father Christmas, Robocop or the CEO of Channel 4 television – here is the video I could not upload to YouTube.
Before anyone adds me to the Naughty List for the next 500 years, please take note that the video in my link, is actually on some random Twitter account – so no bad behaviour committed by me this time…
UPDATE
After writing all of this spiel, it appears that the YouTube video, which had originally been blocked, is now working. Talk about wasting my time. I assume this means that I’m off the Naughty List?
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