Despite earlier denying the event ever took place, I just have to bring up Histon’s victory over Leeds United.
Naturally, I received a barrage of texts from football-supporting friends, all gloating at Leeds’ demise – all the messages boring and very predictable.
However, this evening, I received a piece of genius…
John Watkins – a man who is a fan of no team whatsoever. In fact, his hatred of football is so strong, that during Euro 2004, he locked himself in the garden shed until England were knocked out. He doesn’t know how many players are on a team, yet alone the offside rule. Yet, he still managed to come up with the most humorous putdown of the lot…
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…… Beaten by a postman!
Well done, Mr. Watkins. Well done.
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