We had an email at work today confirming we would be given 29th April ā the day of The Royal Wedding ā off as a bank holiday.
What I want to know, is if disaster strikes and the wedding is called off, is the bank holiday cancelled too? Not that Iām suggesting anything will happen, but say Kate Middleton got a bit too friendly with John Terry…
Iām going to get hanged now and fed to corgies.
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Rich
February 24, 2011 - 11:07 pmWe’ve not been told yet, rumours abound that they won’t recognise it. I don’t think they’ll be quite that daft though.
Goatman
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