A bit of a different blog today. Instead of writing a story or something else of interest, I have done one of those questionnaires you often find on the Facebook page of teenage girls. Not that I go searching for teenage girls on Facebook. I’ll stop digging my hole now.

Read on and enjoy, suckers!

GET TO KNOW
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Time started: 22.01
Name: Sean
Single or Taken: Taken and happy about it – sorry, hordes of girls
Sex: Male
Eye colour: Blue – red when my contact lenses have been in too long or I’ve been on the crack pipe
What are you wearing: What is this? A sex chat line? OK… tracksuit bottoms and a Leeds United training top – my winter nightwear
Where do you live: Bath, England – in ‘Good Olde Zummerzet’
Righty or lefty: Righty… I take it that refers to what hand you use as opposed to any political views held

FAVOURITE
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Where is your favorite place to shop: Play.com – I remember when they were Play247. So much money spent.
Colour: Purple (not a film reference)
Number: 7
Animal: Shark
Month: August
Movie: Jaws
Juice: Tropical – although do Innocent smoothies count as juice?
Breakfast: Cooked – sausages, bacon, egg, toast… the more chance of inducing a heart attack, the better

HAVE YOU EVER
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Given anyone a bath: Our pet guinea pig years ago when it was too old to lick it’s own shit off its coat
Smoked: The way I like my bacon
Bungee Jumped: No and never will
Gone skinny dipping: See above
Eaten a dog: Not knowingly… possibly from a burger van at football
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: No, although I did on an ice cube – painful
Broken a bone: Nope – cue a broken leg tomorrow
Played truth or dare: On PlayStation 3 or Xbox 360?
Been in a physical fight: Only once or twice, but that comes with the territory having attended Culverhay school
Been in a police car: Yes – neither as a criminal/suspect/victim – I was late for the dentist (true story)
Been in a hot tub: Nope
Swam in the ocean: Not again after seeing my ‘favourite movie’
Fallen asleep in school: What do you think? I’ve already stated I went to Culverhay
Broken someone’s heart: Every girl who just read I was taken
Cried when someone died: The death of my goldfish was a dark day
Cried in school: Yes. Getting stabbed with a badge is painful when you’re 6
Fell off your chair: Thrown off my chair at work a year or two back… don’t ask
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: Nope – that’s what text messages are for
Saved AIM/MSN conversation: I think my laptop saves them automatically, so probably

WHAT IS
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Your good luck charm: The little Irishman I keep locked in my basement. I cut his foot off so he can’t run away
Best song you ever heard: Kyle’s Mom’s A Bitch by Eric Cartman… seriously, don’t know!
What’s your room like: Relatively tidy, lots of technology and stuff.
Last thing you ate: A buttered roll – a nice bedtime snack
What kind of shampoo do you use: Pantene (or £1.10 in a cockney accent)
Do you believe in karma: A prefer Tikka Massala

HAVE YOU HAD
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Chicken pox: Probably. That or measles. Lots of spots and feeling unwell.
Sore Throat: Yes – especially after an hour on the crack pipe
Stitches: Yes – as a result of the badge incident on ‘Cried in school’
Broken nose: No. Which as I attended Culverhay is a surprise.

DO YOU
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Believe in love at first sight: Yes
Like picnics: Only if Teddy Bears are there. Mad bears.
Like school: I’m too cool for school
Would you eat a live hamster for $1,000,000 dollars: Depends on the exchange rate at the time
Who was the last person that called you: Probably someone at work to say their computer had blown up or something
What makes you laugh the most: Watching Manchester United lose football matches

LAST PERSON
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You yelled at: A referee/linesman
Who broke your heart: Nobody
Who is your loudest friend: Mr. Noisy (yes, the bloke from the Mr. Men books)

DO YOU/ARE YOU
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Do you like filling these out: It’s a good excuse for a blog entry
Do you wear contacts or glasses: I have contact lenses. Glasses too, but I mainly use them for drinking cider from
Do you like yourself: I love myself. I am the special one. Up yours, José!
Do you get along with your family: Yes
Obsessive: I don’t think so. Others probably disagree.
Compulsive: Must tidy… stay clean. Must tidy… stay clean. Must tidy… stay clean…. No, I’m not
Anorexic: I’m friends with Ronald McDonald on Facebook and the Indian takeaway know me so well they gave me a calendar at Christmas. You be the judge of that.

FINAL QUESTIONS
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What are you listening to right now: The news has just finished, so probably the weather next – “ITV weather, sponsored by Braces Bread – enough said”
What did you do yesterday: Work. Eat. Football. Sleep.
What car do you wish you had: One of those that James Bond had. The one in Goldfinger with the ejector seat and missiles looked cool. That invisible car was just plain stupid.
If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be: I’m perfect in every way.
How many remote controls are in your house: Fuck loads. Far too many to count. More than Dixons.
Last time you took a bath: Years ago! No, I’m not a dirty twat, I have a shower in my flat which I use every month without fail.
The last movie you saw at the cinemas: I can’t remember what it was called. It had Ray Winstone in it (the bloke from the Bet365 adverts)
Do you like scary or happy movies: Happy. I’m not allowed to watch scary movies anymore – underwear is too expensive nowadays
Black or white: What? Movies? Chocolate? People? I never notice the difference 🙂
Root Beer or Dr.Pepper: I’m not a Yank, so have never tasted Root Beer. Dr. Pepper is OK, although I am scared of what may happen if I drink it.
Vanilla or chocolate: Chocolate
Silver or Gold: Gold – made by Terry’s
Diamond or pearl: …. it’s getting late now and I can’t be bothered to think of a witty response
Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset – bed time
Sprite or 7up: 7up
Cats or dogs: Dogs… hurry up, my bed is calling
Coffee or tea: Coffee
Phone or in person: In person
Are you the oldest, middle, youngest or only child: Oldest
Indoor or outdoor: Indoor
Time ended: 22.37

Time for bed? Thank fuck for that.