I played my football rival today – Spratt. Off the field we are good friends. On the field we are sworn enemies and push, show and kick each other off the field. You think the rivalries between Leeds and Manchester United are bad. Think again. The rivalry between Spratt and I is even worse than the one between Rangers and Celtic.
Here are the pictures of the kick about that took place this afternoon. Thank God that no referee was there or we would both be serving season long bans.
I am the one in the Barca shirt after I signed for them for £30,000,000. Spratt is the other one.
You can tell I’m a Leeds fan… “Get down you c**t!”
Running for the ball while ringing Spratt’s neck
The one time we didn’t kick the shit out of each other
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