Posted by sean on December 13, 2007 at 11:47 pm in England with No Comments


So, The FA have found the man to lead the England numpties to World Cup glory. Fabio Capello is his name. Fabio, or Fab as he likes to be known, is most famous for collaborating with fellow music DJ, Grooverider, for weddings, childrens parties and funerals.

I hope he can teach Gerrard & co. to spin the ball as well as he spins the decks. I have already copyrighted two possible headlines, which can be used, depending on how poor/well England are performing. If The Sun, Mirror or Daily Star want to buy them, please contact me…

CUPELLO

CRAPELLO

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