I now have a live webcam in my room so you can play as Big Brother and spy on me. My room is fairly large and has different angels so I will move the webcam around from time to time.
Don’t expect the webcam to be on 24/7, it will almost certainly be off when I am at work and sleeping, no point in having it on. Even if you wanted to watch me sleep, it wouldn’t broadcast anything viewable in the dark.
You can find the webcam here. Note: Webcam has now been removed.
It’s not what you’re saying. It’s all this stuff you’re not saying. Insinnuendos.
Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin’ neck ain’t you. Retired? Fuck off, you’re revolting. Look at your suntan, it’s leather, it’s like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?
A marvellous quote from Sexy Beast there. Just finished watching the superb film (I have seen it before!). If you haven’t seen it, I highly recommended it. One of the best UK films, ever made! Great acting and very funny!
Here’s another great scene from the film
Don Logan (Ben Kingsley) arrives at Gary Dove’s (Ray Winstone) villa to try and persuade him to return to take part in an illegal job. His friend Harry (James Fox) and wives all know what Don is like and sit nervously as he walks in. Cue an awkward silence
“How’s your brother, Don?” Harry enquires.
“Malky? He’s alright, I s’pose. He’s Malky, innee? Dunno. You’d have to ask him.”
“You patched things up with him?”
Logan stares at Harry without replying.
“How was your flight, Don?”, Gary asks.
“It was alright.”
Logan peers out of the window.
“So, this is a Spanish villa is it?”
“Yeah, this is it, Don,” says Gary. “The old Hacienda.”
“Bit remote, innit? Bit cut off?”
“No, that’s what we wanted Don…Do you wanna look round?”
“Yeah, I will in a minute. When I have a piss.”
Harry gets to his feet.
“Where are you going?”
“I’m just taking the ladies out for something to eat, Don. Thought I’d leave you two to it.”
“What, ain’t I invited?”
“No. I mean, uh… course you are, Don. I just thought…”
“Harry, I’m joking. It’s alright.”
He holds out a wad of notes.
“Here y’are, I’ll get it.”
“No, Don, that’s alright. No need for that.”
“H, behave. I’m paying for your meal.”
Reluctantly, Harry takes the money.
“That’s very kind, Don. Very nice of you. Very…”
“Shut up.
Super, Super Leeds
Super, Super Leeds
Super, Super Leeds United!
The Whites won again, this time against Pitea IF. No, I’ve never heard of them before either, they sound more like a type of bread you would have with a curry than a football team!
Ex Bradford-Shitty, I mean City player Danny Cadamarteri scored the only goal of the game although it could have been a massive victory for Leeds if it wasn’t for Pitea’s superb goal keeper. Leeds are in search of a new keeper – why don’t they take him home with them!!??
Something I don’t think I have mentioned on here before, I am a big GoldenEye fan (the video game) and play it with three other friends on a regular basis. For some reason, our GoldenEye battles often turn very bizarre. People end up being physically hit, rooms messed up with spilt beer and pizza and a lot of noise emitted. Last nights session was certainly no different!
One of my friends had the very good idea of creating a GoldenEye Blog (online log/journal, a little like this site) of the results and activities that occur during these games. A Beta version of the site has already been uploaded to http:///www.sparkster.net/goldeneye, it will hopefully be fully built and online soon so keep looking out here for updates.
I’ve also discovered Cathedral City pickle dips today. Simply cheese and pickle in a packet. Very, very tasty though!
So Ahmania is over. The voting public have now got rid of one of the best and indeed most volatile housemates in Big Brother history. The ironic thing is, is that in a weeks time when nobody is shouting, raging or pissing anybody off those people who voted Ahmed out will be the ones moaning! Anyway that’s enough of that.
Still in a ranting mood, Bo Selecta was bad last night. Normally it’s hilarious but I can honestly say last nights show didn’t get a laugh out of me. Maybe it was because I was watching it later at night as I got back late and was tired. Avid Merrion on Big Brother’s Little brother last night was great though!
It’s Day 13 in the wait for the Leeds United shirt. Still nothing. No surprises there.
I had a dream abut Leeds United last night actually. Dreamt they won 2-1 on their opening fixture which is great! Shame James Milner scored both goals. In my dream I forgot he had been sold!
The Leeds United Retail Department
Day 12 and still no Leeds shirt. I will be giving them a call soon and telling the monkeys to sort it out! It’s a disgrace.
One final plea not to vote for Ahmed to leave tonight. Tactical voters should vote for Victor. Not a bad housemate in my opinion, but the favourite to go after Ahmed. If I had a choice of who would go though, it would have to be Stuart. The most boring and over rated housemate in the show.
Anyway a breakdown of the numbers to vote for…
Dan
text DANIEL to 84444
(25p plus your STD network rate)
call 09011 21 44 02
(calls cost 25p, mobile costs may vary)
hit your red button to vote on interactive TV
(votes cost 25p)
Nadia
text NADIA to 84444
(25p plus your STD network rate)
call 09011 21 44 08
(calls cost 25p, mobile costs may vary)
hit your red button to vote on interactive TV
(votes cost 25p)
Shell
text SHELL to 84444
(25p plus your STD network rate)
call 09011 21 44 09
(calls cost 25p, mobile costs may vary)
hit your red button to vote on interactive TV
(votes cost 25p)
Stuart
text STUART to 84444
(25p plus your STD network rate)
call 09011 21 44 10
(calls cost 25p, mobile costs may vary)
hit your red button to vote on interactive TV
(votes cost 25p)
Victor
text VICTOR to 84444
(25p plus your STD network rate)
call 09011 21 44 12
(calls cost 25p, mobile costs may vary)
hit your red button to vote on interactive TV
(votes cost 25p)
About Me
So you stumbled across my blog. No doubt after searching for something bizarre on Google. Before you hit that 'Back Button', why not stay and have a read for a few minutes?
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You won't discover how to copy PlayStation 4 games. What you will find is a blog, covering life in the West Country, the highs and lows of supporting two unsuccessful football teams, while sharing a house with a wife and rabbit.
All written by a man, somewhere on the sanity-scale between normal and eccentric.
