For every vote against me, I will kill you
Up for eviction this week in the Big Brother house is the insane, stubborn Ahmed and the boring, fame obsessed, talentless Becki. For the sake of television, Ahmed has to stay and Becki must leave, going back to low budget travel channels on Sky Digital.
You never know, if Ahmed stays long enough hey may finally crack and go after the housemates with an axe in a Jack Nicholson, Shining style killing spree. It’s just a shame that Marco is not in the house as I am sure he would be the first victim. Mind you Ahmed doesn’t see eye to eye with Nadia so may go after her with a sharp object hoping to remove vital organs – not the first time that’s happened to Nadia!
In a Futurama style… “Good news everyone”
It seems some of the awful, over paid Leeds United players are finally going to be shipped off (or thrown out!)
Nick Barmby is off to Hull City which is great news, apart from the fact that thanks to Peter “Santa” Ridsdale offering him a massive contract, Leeds have to pay him £1million in a parting gift! Still, think of it like having a blocked drain in your house, you’d pay a plumber to come out and move the sh*t along, just like Leeds did to move Barmby on.
Ian Harte, quite possibly the worst defender in the English game and a mystery why he gets capped for Republic of Ireland’s national team! Claudio Ranieri is supposedly keen to bring him to Valencia for £1.5million! I’d be happy if they took the greedy, overpaid idiot for free! Of course its slightly annoying Ranieri didn’t take a shine to old Hartey at Chelsea, Leeds may have sold him for £20million!
That leaves Michael Duberry who Wolves are keen to sign – if Wolves the fans are keen on this than they’re the opposite of “Glory Hunting” Man United supporters, and are acting like “Relegation Hunters”.
As well as Gary Kelly who West Ham are keen on signing – do they actually want to be a Premiership side again!!??
Rant over
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