It all kicked off in the Celebrity Big Brother House last night. John McCririck was in a foul mood all evening because he didn’t have any Diet Coke or milk to drink (gripping stuff huh) so went to bed early. Hours later he is awoken by a pissed up Kenzie who he accused of being “the weakest in the house”.
Kenzie protested about being patronised and treated younger because he was only 19, but his tantrum made him look barely 6. Across a 2 minute period he threatened John McCririck with physical violence and used “fuck” over 20 times. He also talked complete garbage and repeated himself like an old record – how much had he drunk?
John McCririck was indeed very rude to Kenzie and had been to everybody all night, but surly he didn’t deserve that much abuse from the Chav? Judge for yourself in this clip of the incident.
For all those visitors to Sparkster.net who can’t stand Big Brother, don’t worry, the series ends next week and normal service will resume then – until Big Brother 6 starts in May!
Unsurprisingly Leeds were beaten by Birmingham, although they lost 3-0 it certainly wasn’t an embarrassing defeat by any means.
From listening to the game over the Internet it appeared Leeds had the better of the chances, it’s just a shame they couldn’t convert them. I suppose that is where the difference between Championship and Premiership sides really does show.
The only criticism I have for Leeds is in the defender Michael Duberry and the manager Kevin Blackwell for playing him! Duberry has just returned to Leeds from a loan spell at Stoke. Prior to going to Stoke he was a terrible defender and it was obvious today nothing had changed. Hopefully he will never, ever play for Leeds again!
Still, looking at the positives, now there is no more cup football Leeds can solely concentrate on the league and making the play offs, something that is a strong possibility.
One of the major aspects of The FA Cup is “upsets” – small clubs knocking out massive teams. There weren’t any major fallouts this year.
Scunthorpe certainly gave Chelsea a scare by taking the lead early on. It wasn’t until the second half when the Londoners took the lead.
League One side Oldham managed to beat Premiership opposition Manchester City 1-0 which must have surprised a lot of supporters (although Man City are almost as unpredictable as Leeds!).
The best result was for the conference team Exeter who travelled to Manchester United’sOld Trafford. Alex Ferguson acted like an arrogant tosser as usual and fielded a very weakened squad. He strongly underestimated Exeter though and the game finished 0-0. I bet he’ll put out a better team in the replay!
One final note, Sheffield United beat Aston Villa 3-1. This may have surprised a lot of people, no more so than the person who controls the scoreboard at Bramill Lane. Take a look at this screen capture of the score board – can you spot the obvious error?
It’s the FA Cup 3rd round weekend, arguably one of the most exciting moments on the football calendar.
Leeds travel to Premiership side Birmingham this afternoon. Birmingham are the obvious favourites (playing in a division above Leeds) although a wise man wouldn’t bet too much against Leeds pulling off a shock victory or forcing a replay at Elland Road.
Other interesting ties in this competition include non-league side Yeading against Premiership under-achievers Newcastle United. This game is really set up for one of the biggest upsets in FA Cup history.
Scunthorpe also play Chelsea and Exeter take on Man Utd. I cannot see anyone but the Premiership sides winning here but it would be very, very good to see the under dogs winning.
Celebrity Big Brother 3 is now on its 3rd day, unsurprisingly none of my recommended celebrities (see below) are in the house. John McCririck has probably been the funniest and indeed most interesting house mate so far. His sexist views and bodily functions really pissing off feminist Germaine Greer and model Caprice. Hopefully John can stay in the house for the duration and cause a lot of problems.
Something sad that just reflects the society we live in – a chav is in the Big Brother house! Kenzie from Blazin’ Squad is prancing around the house with his bling bling, talking like Ali G and secretly wishing the champagne from Big Brother is White Lightening Cider.
Yo Yo Yo Big Bruva!
I iz enjoying me time in da houze. I think I can win it innit!
That’s the lot for today, I’m sure I’ll blog again later if Super Leeds United win. C’mon Leeds!
Celebrity Big Brother 3 tonight on Channel 4
Celebrity Big Brother 3 starts on Channel 4 this evening for two weeks. If it is anything like the first Celeb BB it’ll be great, but if it’s like the 2nd it certainly won’t be worth watching.
Channel 4 hasn’t announced the celebrity line up yet, but no doubt it’ll be full of Z-listers and many most people haven’t even heard of. Most celebrities with any worthy status probably wouldn’t risk their career and dignity by going on the show.
If I could chose 8 celebrities to go into the house (assuming they would be willing to take part), I could make it an excellent show and definitely worth watching, even for the people who can’t stand Reality TV.
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Robbie Williams & Noel Gallagher So they can actually go ahead with that infamous fight which was mentioned all those years ago. For a winner in the fight, my money would be on Noel at 1/100 (not a lot for your money). |
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Ron Atkinson & Mike Tyson Biggot Ron Atkinson famously called a black footballer a “lazy n*****” on television (disgusting I know). If that’s his opinion on black sportsmen let him meet Mike Tyson. He has achieved a huge amount in his career and would hopefully smash Ron’s lights out before feasting on his ear like Hannibal Lecture. |
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Mark Viduka Big, firey, self-opinionated ex-Leeds footballer. Rumoured to have had a blazing rows with managers who have questioned his attitude. It was even alleged he assaulted a fellow team mate who wasn’t pulling his weight. Of course this is only rumours, for legal reasons I must state – “This probably DID NOT happen”. |
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Kirsty Gallagher Well, they’ll probably have a hot tub… |
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Dido Another fit bird, great music artist. Again, if the tabloid papers are to belived has had her way with more than one Premiership footballer. Big Brother can get her drunk and maybe she’ll reveal all
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Sara Cox Another hotty, very loud and won’t take any crap. I can see her really kicking off towards anyone pissing her off.
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Water is just one of many things that people in the Developed World take for granted everyday when millions of people worldwide sadly having to do without. When you have to live without it for just a few hours it really makes you think, well it did me…
Yesterday the water in my house was turned off for the day between 8am and 6pm due to maintenance works – it was a real problem! I couldn’t fill the swimming pool and Jacuzzi, have models round for wet T-Shirt competitions or even flush the toilet. Had I needed to pass solids I may have needed to take a trip to the pet shop for a litter tray.
The litter tray. The perfect alternative to the toilet
Anyway, the water has been turned back on now but it has been declared unfit for human consumption, I suppose it’ll be ok to give to animals and serve in McDonalds.
Something I keep meaning to mention on here but always forget, I’ve found a great site for Video Game music. The site has a growing archive of music from Sega and Nintendo games. You can find the site for Sega music here and here for Nintendo tunes. It’s great to hear those classic tunes again, some of them are over 10 years old. One soundtrack I’d love is Goldeneye for the N64, so if anyone has it, please get in touch with me.
Donkey Kong Country’s supurb soundtrack available for download
I went to the cinema again yesterday to see Without A Paddle. I really liked this film. It was very funny and all the parts were played well. The film starred Dax Shepard (first time I’ve seen him in a film), Matthew Lillard (one of the killers from Scream) and Seth Green (Scott from the Austin Powers movies and the voice of Chris Griffin in Family Guy).
The film follows three friends who go on a treasure hunt into the forest in honour of their recently deceased friend. Things don’t go to plan when they run into a broody bear, highly aggressive cannabis farmers, vicious Rottweiler’s and torrential weather.
Another good film for 2005 and one I highly recommend.
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