All the housemates in the Big Brother house are freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaks!

The housemates have been in the Big Brother house for nearly a week now and all I can say is that it is better they are in the house and out of society.

This week has been all about Makosi who was the “Unlucky 13th Housemate” and was given the task of pissing the housemates off to gain the most nominations. The thick cow failed to grasp the task and indeed the whole principal of Big Brother rules for the last five years! After a large number of attempts by Big Brother to teach Makosi the simplest of tasks she eventually managed to understand what she had to do.

She succeeded and after a number of days of acting like a Queen Biatch managed to get the most nominations from the other housemates. Therefore in passing the task was given the choice of which two housemates she would like so see face the public vote. This is where Makosi showed that her head may not just contain a hamster running about in a wheel but maybe, just maybe a tiny amount of intelligence….

Makosi chose to put Craig up for eviction. Craig is the fat, loud mouthed, overly camp, , obnoxious wanker. He is up for eviction alongside self-proclaimed “Witch” Mary.

I have nothing against Mary, she is a good housemate who is honest and is not afraid to speak her mind, especially to Saskia who is shallower than a children’s paddling pool. I urge you all, vote for Craig to leave then he can piss off back to his hair salon, eat his pies and cut hair.