Anyone else seen this clip doing the rounds on the net? It’s of an ugly, skinhead, Manchester United supporting chav, probably in a box bedroom of his mum’s house, miming along to some awful ManU parody of that “Fuck It” song by Eamon.
What’s the bet he lives in Plymouth, has never been to Old Trafford and his mum won’t let him have Sky so every time the BBC or ITV show a Man Utd game he wets himself with excitement? Wouldn’t put it past him, he looks a sad tosser.
Now, I would never, ever degrade myself on camera like he has, however I have re-worked the lyrics to give them an LUFC twist. If any Leeds fans are reading, please don’t record yourself singing them, it’ll be so embarrassing for you, me and the football club.
See I will,
Always,
Hate the scum so much,
Their fans and players are a bunch of c*nts,
Scum,
I hate them,
I love Leeds in white,
But Manchester are shite,
And now I’m gonna tell you what is real
Fuck Ferguson and fuck Ronaldo
Fuck Gary Neville and that twat Rio
Fuck Wayne Rooney and fuck Van Horseface
Fuck Man United your teams a disgrace
We love Malcolm Glazer, scum fans got conned
Please bring scum down to Unibond…
Fuck Eamon Holmes and fuck you Nesbitt
You scum supporters deserve to get hit
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