I’m not dead… well not for now anyway (Leeds have still got to play and potentially lose the play offs which will upset me and may lead to my death).

I just haven’t got around to blogging, for a number of reasons.

a) Laziness
b) Tiredness
c) The combination of “a” and “b” meaning I haven’t done much therefore had nothing to blog about.

Bank Holiday Monday was spent playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas on the Xbox. I probably played it a little too much as when I finally did leave the flat I found myself walking down the streets, half tempted to steal parked cars and smack innocent pedestrians that I didn’t like the look of. The excessive gameplay also lead to lack of sleep. Every time I closed my eyes I could see computer generated cars and gun fights.

I woke up Tuesday morning feeling very tired and forced myself to work. By the afternoon I felt ill. I probably picked up some virus due to the fact my sleep deprived body was lacking its normally strong immune system – and to think the previous week I had started drinking healthy, fruit smoothies every morning.

I’m all fit and well now and am enjoying what has been two very hot days – looks like summer is finally here. Hopefully the weekend will have similar weather to that of the last two weekdays – probably not.

Leeds play the 1st leg in the Play Off Semi Final tomorrow night against Preston (the town, not the guy from Ordinary Boys who appeared on Celebrity Big Brother). I’m getting very nervous… to account for every possible result I have the champagne on ice in one pot and 100 razor blades in another.