I went to the local pub with Mr. Goater this evening to watch the England game. What can I say about the match? We did the job I suppose, well done to John Terry and Aaron Lennon. That is all.
For an early evening kick off the pub was very busy, we couldn’t get into the back room with the bigger and more superior screen. Whenever anybody walked in they were greeted to chants of “Sit down shut up!” from the fans lucky enough to have tables.
We had to resort to sitting out in the front. We had the last laugh though, the projector out the back broke so all the backroom fans had to sit on the floor or stand while we all sat down with our beer on tables.
While he is currently in London, Mr. Hobart and I were able to give our expert analysis on the performance throughout the match via SMS. Here are a few excerpts from our summary…
DanH
This is maddening!
Myself
I blame your Chelsea players. I could have scored that goal Lampard missed.
DanH
I have to agree with you 🙁
Myself
(after Terry’s off the goal line clearance)
I take it back, I blame all the Chelsea players but Terry.
DanH
Lampard you massive c**t
(note: Dan, who is very crude and did not use *’s)
Myself
Crouch you lanky streak of piss. Proof tallies cannot play football
See, as a pair, we’re obviously the best football pundits around. Andy Gray and Martin Tyler eat your heart out!
Finally, a mix for the game this evening. Judge Jules, your job is safe.
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