In honour of the new series of Peep Show, and because I asked him to, Mr. Watkins cooked one of his infamous curries for Simon and me last night. Good work John, it was very nice – I hope you noticed that I ate all of mine and refrained from spilling any rice on the floor – unlike a few previous incidents.
After curry, we settled down and watched the highly anticipated first episode of Peep Show series 4. What a fantastic episode! I was a little worried the whole thing would be somewhat of an anti-climax or fail to live up to previous episodes, but I was not disappointed. Everything from Mark ripping a pheasants head off to Jeremy getting “nookie” from Mark’s soon-to-be mother in law (“I AM James Bond”) was simply superb. Well done lads, I can’t wait for next Friday’s episode.
After Peep Show, Simon and Watkins left, and I stayed up playing Fifa 07 on the PS2 before retreating to bed – late. As I lay in bed, trying to sleep, I became aware of a rather distressing noise, which disturbed both my sleep and mental well being. The sound was coming from the flat above mine and appeared to be a frequent, vigorous sound of springs in motion, as if somebody was jumping on a trampoline. I am not aware of any children or gymnasts in the building, so assumed, to my horror, that the resident in the flat above was having a sex session – probably an orgy. I quickly reached for the ear defenders and enjoyed a nice, quite sleep.
I really hope that I don’t hear the sexual experiences of Peter Stringfellow and his whores again tonight. With any luck, he will have broken the bed springs or better still, his back.
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