Today was a busy day at work. Some swine thought it would be a clever idea to plug an ADSL router into the network. It wasn’t a good idea. It fucked the system – badly. The offender was tracked down and shot like a dog.
The problems didn’t end there. 10 minutes before home time, a major system died. Worse still, this system is maintained by an external company. An external company run by donkeys. I finished work at 5pm, leaving a major system fucked. What can I say? It was out of my control.
It is now the evening and I am now relaxing – eating pizza and having a beer, sitting on the sofa, ready to watch The Champions League Final. Apparently this is a rather important match on the football calendar.
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