I am blogging from my mobile phone, so am not even sure if this will work…
As I text this blog, I am lying on an airbed, wrapped in a sleeping bag, inside a tent, somewhere in the Midlands. I have been force fed two dodgy burgers from the BBQ and have also drank two bottles of Magners – I don’t know if I’ll make it through the night.
If I haven’t blogged again by Wednesday, send help, although I may already be dead.
My neighbours sound scary – one just yelled out “You just pooed on my face!”, followed by “I can feel it coming out, God bless Jesus!”
Why did I agree to this – I hate camping!
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