Just because England are not in the European Championship next summer, it doesn’t mean I can’t support a team competing. Therefore, I have made a draw on which team I will support. Here’s how it happened…
Firstly, write the names of every competing team on pieces of paper
Screw these pieces of paper into tiny balls
Ask my hamster, Dennis Wise, to make the draw
To encourage him to collect a bit of paper, I put a little bit of margarine and sugar on each piece
He finally picks a team
To stop him eating the sugary-fat coated paper, and getting a horrible combination of diabetes, high-cholesterol and ink poisoning, I quickly took the scrawn-up team off him
Great choice, Dennis… I think not
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November 22, 2007 - 10:49 pmLol, great choice. Just like if England had qualified – no chance of winning it!
Sean
November 23, 2007 - 12:03 amApparently Brian Barwick is using the same method to chose the next England manager.