No sooner had I recovered from my encounter with a spider last night, another comes far too close for comfort!
Sam from work thought it would be hilarious if he brought a spider in from outside to play with. For some reason, Sam isn’t scared of handling large, hairy, dangerous animals and happily let the spider run all over his hands and around his back, like a scene from that Indiana Jones film – disgusting!
The spider was THIS BIG
At this point I fled for the kitchen; barricading myself in with chairs, refusing to return until I was assured the arachnid had been sent into the depths of hell from whenst it came.
I eventually braved the office I discovered the beast had been contained in a make-shift cage. Still very wary, I insisted that it be sent outside for extermination. During the spiders exit, I nearly caused the death of another colleague by attempting to throw an answer phone at him (I forgot it had wires coming out of it, and it went nowhere).
I now need a way to seek revenge upon my colleagues and punish them. I think “death by gun” is a justified response.
My kitchen floor is covered in snow. I have been cleaning out my freezer, and instead of taking the conventional method of defrosting the whole thing, I took a knife and brute force too it. The result – lots of chunks of ice flying all over the place, a wet floor and freezing hands!
Last night I found a spider in the kitchen. It was about this time a year ago that I was hit by a massive plague of 8-legged evil. I hope and pray that I am not about to have a repeat of last year’s events.
Bath City finally won a game after what seemed like an eternity (it was in fact only 5 weeks, but when you’re used to such attractive football, you miss the victories).
The game was played on a sunny, yet crisp winter’s afternoon. Welling, who had already beaten City earlier in the season, have been struggling this season and were fortunate to get a victory back in September.
From the kick off, there only looked like one winner and before the half time interval, fans’ favourite Scott Partridge gave City a lead with a superb goal. Scotty had only recently returned from a nasty neck injury which kept him out for almost 9 months and even threatened to end his career.
Those fans that feared the shiny–headed striker had lost his skill had their worries erased in the second half when Scotty scored an absolute cracker of a goal – one of the best I have ever seen at Twerton Park. Had that Ronaldo child scored it, Sky Sports would be playing it repeatedly for weeks to come. It really had to be seen to be believed.
The goal was followed by a celebration Arsenal’s Emmanuel Adebayor would be proud of. Instead of running around the ground like an aeroplane, hugging his team mates or performing a circus trick; he stood still, staring at the crowd as if to say “Yes. I really am THAT good!” His pose didn’t last long, as he was launched into the air by his celebrating team mates, just as thrilled by the goal as the ecstatic fans.
The game ended 2-0. 2 goals. 3 points. Back in the play offs. Proper job.
I am more than a little happy this evening. After browsing IMDB, I have learnt that the brand new X-Files movie WILL be released this summer! Oh-my-fucking-God! I know it sounds incredibly sad, but I cannot emphasis enough how excited I am about the return of The X-Files.
I was already counting down the days to Indiana Jones, Batman and the new Bond movie, but X-Files will surpass them all.
Time to dig out the X-Files DVDs again and re-cap some wonderful, classic moments in time for the summers release!
About Me
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You won't discover how to copy PlayStation 4 games. What you will find is a blog, covering life in the West Country, the highs and lows of supporting two unsuccessful football teams, while sharing a house with a wife and rabbit.
All written by a man, somewhere on the sanity-scale between normal and eccentric.
