Sorry, Mario! I cursed your country and now you’re out.
Looks like I’ll be turning my allegiances to Spain for the rest of the tournament – I could never support the Germans or Turks.
Went to Homebase today. For some strange reason, all the staff were dressed up as pirates. Not the kind who sell dodgy DVDs – the ones who have parrots on their shoulders. Either they were having some fancy dress party, or the store had been hijacked by real pirates.
The 10% off promotion got one little pirate very confused; as I ended up being undercharged (by a massive 30p) and getting some freebies. Not a bad day’s work on the open seas of Green Park.
Croatia get knocked out of Euro 2008 by Turkey – a defeat somewhat controversial and ending in a terrible penalty shootout for the Croats.
This scenario could so easily have happened to… you’ve guessed it, England; missing from this tournament due to, ironically, being knocked out in qualifying by Croatia.
How many times have we seen this before?
Awww – Did-ums! You have to shed a tear for poor, little Cristiano Ronaldo.
Sad, upset, devastated… words cannot describe how I feel about Portugal’s defeat tonight. Hang on a minute – I’ve found a word – ‘hilarious’ :o)