Yesterday morning, Karl and I took time off from fixing people’s computer problems to go into Bath to buy Christmas decorations for the office. The shopping trip was unsuccessful and we came back empty handed. This was due to Homebase only selling stupidly expensive baubles; Sainsbury’s not stocking any tinsel and all the other shops in town being about as festive as a morgue.
On the way back to the office, we also stopped at the Škoda garage. Škoda aren’t known for their Christmas decorations, but Karl wanted parts for his car. I was hungry and was hoping they would sell cake cars like on the advert. I was very disappointed to learn the garage was a garage and not a bakery.
I now have my Crimbo tree up in my flat. It isn’t impressive enough to warrant getting the camera out, so I’ll put a photo of another tree up instead…
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