Due to the ongoing freezing weather and the fact there is no football on this weekend, I plan to spend the next two days in my flat and not leave.
To increase the temperature in my humble home, I have pinned bed sheets to the flat door to prevent cold air from the freezing hallway getting in. I have basically imprisoned myself, as the linen is blocking any possible means of exit, or indeed escape, in the event of fire, flood or mad bear attack.
I am fully stocked on food and drink (including coffee and beer), so have no intentions of leaving. My only human contact being with Jeff Stelling tomorrow afternoon, Claire by telephone and any friend who chooses to brave the elements to come and visit me – although if they have any sense, they’ll cocoon themselves indoors too.
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