England will beat Germany in the second round on penalties.
England will then conquer Argentina in the quarter final. Jermain Defoe punching the only goal of the game into the Argie’s net, before running over to celebrate in front of a bloated, cocaine-fuelled Diego Maradona.
England will continue their quest into the semi final and face Portugal. Wayne Rooney will get Ronaldo sent off, before leading his country to victory.
Brazil will face England in the World Cup Final and lose to a remarkable Frank Lampard free kick.
Justice well and truly done.
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Iceland v England
What could possibli go wrong?...
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Both reaching the semi final of their respective World Cups.
Both getting beaten in aforementioned semi finals, after playing uncharacteristically badly.
Last...
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A lot is being made of today's match between England and Cameroon in the Womens World Cup.
I watched the game. Cameroon were a disgusting team and displayed such extreme misbehaviour. I have never seen all these examples from one team in a single match...
Spitting
Serious foul play
Shoving the referee over
Refusing to restart...
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To be fair to the Lionesses, they've been getting better and better over the last decade. Until last summer, England men had been pretty rubbish since 1996.
I'm not here to blog about the players....
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England fell at the first hurdle in the Nations League tonight, losing 3-1 to Holland.
Roman was delighted. After all, he's a Netherland Dwarf rabbit.
How he mocked us...
Well, I know a certain little bunny who's sleeping in the garden tonight...
What do you think to that, Roman?
Who's laughing now?
Of course Roman wasn't put outside. Do you not...
Sir John
June 30, 2010 - 7:20 pmWhich universe were you talking about here?