I returned to work today after my New Year break, fresh and revitalised. I am now totally shattered. When’s my next week off?
His side is second from bottom in the Premier League.
They have just lost 5-0 to a team from a lower division.
He is barred from every Jimmy Spice’s ‘All You Can Eat’ buffet in the country.
An avid Twitter user, he has blocked just two accounts – @Weight-Watchers and @Gillian-McKeith
Despite all this, he is still good enough to manage Real Madrid or Inter Milan.
Two hours standing in the cold watching football, only for Bath City to let in a last minute equaliser – again! I am finally home, thawing out. My poor frost-bitten feet, however, are a little worse for wear.
Then I find out Leeds lost to Rochdale in the FA Cup. Fuckola.
The show for anyone not famous enough to get onto I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.
So far, 10 so-called celebrities have gone in. I’ve heard of 3 of them.
The bad news: Jim Davidson is one of them.
The good news: 1 hour and 10 minutes into the program, and I am yet to vomit blood.
Next into the Big Brother House: The decaying carcass of Jimmy Saville.
About Me
So you stumbled across my blog. No doubt after searching for something bizarre on Google. Before you hit that 'Back Button', why not stay and have a read for a few minutes?
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However, if you would like a lifestyle blog, written by a 30-something chap, living in Bath (England), feast your eyes on this.
You won't discover how to copy PlayStation 4 games. What you will find is a blog, covering life in the West Country, the highs and lows of supporting two unsuccessful football teams, while sharing a house with a wife and rabbit.
All written by a man, somewhere on the sanity-scale between normal and eccentric.
