My friend John has a history of introducing Simon and I into TV programs he discovers. While there are a number of shows we do share a love for – Peep Show, Family Guy and South Park – which neither of us can really take the credit for discovering, the new programs John presents to us are generally poor at best. Simon is a lot more tolerant than I am; even claiming to enjoy some of John’s choice of internet downloads. He’s probably just being polite. The American comedies, with their canned laughter, which I am forced to endure on my rare visits to his Marshfield home, drive me to the brink of insanity. I normally escape to his toilet until the rubbish has come to an end and I can force my choice of television upon his eyes and ears, which, to be fair, he probably hates.
This weekend, however, while visiting my house, John brought along a memory stick with yet another program he wanted to show us. It felt ominous. John’s latest piece of television was Moone Boy. I had seen this advertised on Sky a few times and hadn’t really taken much interest. I watch far too much TV than is healthy for any human being as it is, so avoided it for the good of my well-being.
I must admit, I was wrong. John had actually discovered something rather good. Dare I say it – a gem. Three episodes were packed onto his rather small memory stick (John always reminds me that size does not matter). Once we had watched all three, I went straight onto Sky’s On-Demand service to download some more. John and Simon left, leaving me with half a dozen more episodes to watch, which I spent most of Sunday afternoon and Monday evening doing. I’ve now seen them all and have the whole thing series linked so I never miss a future episode.
Bravo, John. You, sir are a genius.
Presumably stupid teenage girls will refuse to brush their teeth unless their parents buy them this stuff.
I’d tell parent to ignore the demands of their stupid children. If they don’t want to brush their teeth with normal toothpaste, it’s their own fault if they end up like this…
I wonder if The Wurzels have their own brand of toothpaste.
Bath City score a late winner to beat Maidenhead. Pleasure.
Leeds United lose 5-1. Pain.
My Leeds United onesie keeps me snug and warm. Pleasure.
I catch my bits in its zip. Pain.
I want a pet rabbit. I have wanted one for some some. Sadly, I won’t be getting one. Claire has forbid it and besides which, the landlord won’t let us have pets.
Last night, I watched a program which scared me a little – The Hoarder Next Door. I was worried it was a vision of my future!
A woman lived at home with her long suffering husband and 31, yes THIRTY ONE, rabbits! She was so attached to her animals, that she kept the carcass of one of her recently deceased rabbits in the freezer, along with a box containing its fur and last piece of shit.
I’ve decided I will not become this woman. I’ll never have 31 rabbits, I’ll never keep dead animals in the freezer or their droppings in a box.
I still want a rabbit. If Claire and the landlord ever give into my demands and I get my wish, I’ll be happy. However, if my rabbit collection ever exceeds 12, please kill me.
This evening I went to Nandos. There wasn’t a professional football player in sight. I was very surprised.