I’m sure you’re all desperate for an update on the dead squirrel I saw yesterday, while on my travels… Breaking news: It has gone! There is no trace of it. No blood, no guts, no fur – nothing! This leaves me with the conclusion that the body has either been…
- Eaten by something. Probably a fox or maybe a drunkard. Possibly a drunk fox.
- Had a funeral and been buried or cremated
- Stolen and turned into a takeaway by the curry house, which has recently opened down the road
If it is the latter option and you’re having a curry for your tea tonight – enjoy!
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