Most men these days either seem to have some Gandalf the Wizard type beard or designer stubble. I don’t know where the term “designer” came from – it makes you look messy and like a tramp. That is why I am clean shaven. Well, except sometimes at weekends when I’m feeling lazy, can’t be bothered and don’t mind looking like a hobo.
To keep my face nice and smooth, I have one of those fancy shavers. It has lots of clever functions, including cleaning itself. The cleaning function works by fitting some fluid to a docking station and pressing a few buttons.
Five months after getting the shaver, the cleaning fluid ran out and had to be changed. I was intrigued as to what I would find in the old cleaning fluid case. Given that five months of beard had been removed from my face by the shaver and deposited into the container, I was expecting a lot of hair. Instead I found this…
Where was all the hair? This was my face yesterday, immediately after shaving.
Here is an artist’s impression of what my face would look like, had I not shaved it for five months.
So where has all the hair gone? I’ve put it down to one of life’s mysteries.
I then had to change the cleaning fluid. Apparently it was primarily alcohol. I did think of refilling the old container with Castlemaine lager, but thought that might cause damage. Instead I went for one of the official Braun refill packs. I suspect it’ll do a better job at cleaning my shaver than Castlemaine would – it probably tastes better too. It’ll be nearly Christmas the next time that one will need changing.
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