With Valentine’s Day less than two weeks ago, I thought I would be organised and buy Claire a card. I took myself to Moonpig. I should say “other online card shops are available”, but I don’t work for the BBC, so fuck Funky Pigeon.
There are literally thousands of cards to browse through. In the words of U2, I still haven’t found what I’m looking for. One that did catch my eye was what you can see below…
Whatever happened to just saying “I LOVE YOU”? Oh, and in case you were wondering, I won’t be buying it.
If you don’t get the joke, you’re either too old or too young.
About Me
So you stumbled across my blog. No doubt after searching for something bizarre on Google. Before you hit that 'Back Button', why not stay and have a read for a few minutes?
If you are after a website which gives advice on how to hack an iPhone X, download the latest Steven Seagal movie, or view nudy ladies, you've come to the wrong place and may now press 'Back'.
However, if you would like a lifestyle blog, written by a 30-something chap, living in Bath (England), feast your eyes on this.
You won't discover how to copy PlayStation 4 games. What you will find is a blog, covering life in the West Country, the highs and lows of supporting two unsuccessful football teams, while sharing a house with a wife and rabbit.
All written by a man, somewhere on the sanity-scale between normal and eccentric.
