At the ripe old age of seven months, I believe Roman is now old enough to earn his keep. Afterall, we house and feed him, as well as tidying up those many currents he leaves us in his litter tray, in possibility what he believes to be a form of rent.
He is too small to pull a cart, like a horse. Had he not been a dwarf breed, I would have considered finding him such a job; but because he’s so tiny, such a occupation would be a silly idea.
Roman did work in Sainsbury’s a few months ago. All was going well, until he was placed in the fruit and veg aisle, and ate most of the stock.
He also applied for a job in Komedia – Bath’s comedy club. However, he only knows one joke. “Why do rabbits lick their willys? Answer. Because they can.”
I have therefore decided to help Roman in earning a living. I plan to make him a YouTube star. There seem to be millions of them, all earning millions! If Logan Paul can do it, sp can Roman. It’s a well-known fact that rabbits are funnier, cuter, more intelligent and with greater personal hygiene, than that dick head.
Roman filmed his first video today. OK, I filmed (and produced) it. Claire also starred alongside our furry hero. Hopefully this video will start keeping Roman in carrots and hay…
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