Not something I normally do. However, in this instance I will make an exception…
Some mad, cruel old woman is dead. She apparently claimed to love her dog, but is happy to see that it be murdered, simply to meet her own selfish dream. Bitch*.
Thank fudge she doesn’t have children
* I’ll let you judge whether I was referring to the dead woman or Emma, her poor dog.
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