A craze, hitting social media at the moment, is to message a celebrity 31 years your seniour and ask for a fight. This is after Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to a punch-out.
I got excited when I realised Michael Keaton was 31 years older than me. This would be like shooting fish in a barrel (for me). I would just run him over using my scooter.
I then got scared when I remembered he played the biggest, baddest and best Batman of all time…
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