With each weekly online shop, Claire and I treat ourselves to a scratch card each.
As you’ll know, the last few weeks I have been in hospital. Despite this little setback, we still had to get our gambling fix.
While lying in a hospital bed, I wasn’t really in the mood for trying to win money.
This meant that I returned home to two scratch cards. Add those to the one which arrived in today’s order, and that makes three!
The question was, from these three scratch cards, totalling £9, how much would I win? I say “I”, any winnings would be split equally with Claire.
So, how much did I… I mean “we” win?
Prepare the drum roll…
£6.00
Just the £3 loss.
For those wondering, two of the three cards were winners. Each paying £3 each. Basically a refund.
See, kids. Gambling doesn’t pay. Listen to Ray…
“When the fun stops, stop, motherfucker!”
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