Leeds winning 3-0
30 minutes to go
Draw 3-3
I can only assume that this calamity was done on purpose, to remind all the fans that we’re still Leeds United and not Barcelona, so are therefore capable of fecking up anything.
I must admit to not being a fan of the Christmas television advert from John Lewis this year. I haven’t got anything against cute dragons and ginger haired children. What I have taken issue with, is the tagline behind the campaign.
“Show them how much you care”. It feels to be one step away from a spoilt teenager, shouting abuse at his parents for not buying him a £500 iPad for Christmas – “if you loved me, you’d get me one!”.
Admittedly, the advert isn’t as harsh as your typical adolescent, stereotyped by Harry Enfield; but the message it is clearly telling us, is damning – if we wish to show love for our family and friends, the best way to do so is to spend money, and lots of it. Presumably only at John Lewis or Waitrose. Buying gifts from anywhere else is as mean and unfestive as slamming your front door in the face of five-year-old carol singers and eating your kids’ selection boxes.
The advert feels as if it must be a real kick in the teeth for many parents, who dedicate their lives to their children, every day of the year. Many will no doubt feel under even more pressure than normal to spend money they don’t have, because failure to do so clearly means that they don’t care enough for their kids. Quick! Somebody call social services – Timmy’s mum and dad only bought him a £100 Fire Tablet. No iPad? That’s child abuse at its worse.
I would like to think that parents – and anyone for that matter – will realise that it is possible to show someone how much you care, by hugging them (free), telling them that you love them (free), or simply by spending time together (free).
If you think those suggestions are crap, then you can always spend half a grand on a tablet.
If any of my readers do not have a faith, maybe now is the time to find one.
With the Tories guaranteed to be in charge for many years to come, it seems like an appropriate moment to start praying.
Atheists will argue that relying upon a higher-being to save the country, is simply blind hope – but surely the same can be said when it comes to expecting Boris to do anything positive.
Sadly, but unsurprisingly, it looks like I’ll be going to sleep with Boris the Buffoon running the country, and waking up to the news that he is still attempting to run it.
I do wonder where all his support comes from. The majority of people I know are like me, in that they despise anything Tory. Maybe I subconsciously choose not to associate with Conservative lovers.
Things are becoming really scary at Leeds United.
After beating Hull City last night – our seventh consecutive victory – Leeds are now 11 points clear of third place (for those not in the know, the top two teams at the end of the season get promoted).
This does seem all too familiar. Last year, around this time, Leeds were eight points ahead of the third placed team. Somehow, despite the advantage, Leeds still managed to screw everything up.
Despite this failure looking extremely unlikely at the time, I predicted it (as past blog posts will testify). I shouldn’t be as proud of this foresight as I am.
The good news for any superstitious Leeds fan, daft enough to think my football forecasting is worth anything of note; is that since August, I have strongly maintained Leeds will be finish the job and get promoted this time around.
This is our time. This is our year.
Incidentally, one online bookmaker is offering odds of 7/1 for Leeds not to get promoted. You know as well as I do, that this is effectively like printing money…