Despite the fact I don’t live too far away from Salisbury – the city involved in all the Russian poisoning stuff – today’s blog title is not a secret phrase to communicate with MI6 spies. Although on the off-chance I have inadvertently stumbled across highly classified information, I think that it would be wise of me to avoid eating at Zizzi for the next couple of months.
The reason I have blogged today, is because I have an update on the Leeds United face mask, which Hermes failed to get to me, after apparently delivering to the wrong address.
As I just love to keep you all in suspense, before I reveal the update, I would first like to make a point regarding my original post on this matter.
On 27th June 2020, I published a blog entry entitled “So Simple, A Rat Could Do It“. The post title and content compared the intelligence of a Hermes delivery driver to that of a rat. On hindsight, I now realise that this was grossly unfair…
Clearly, the intelligence of a Hermes employee is incomparable to that of a rat. I would like to apologise to all rats, as well as hamsters, shrews and other small rodents. They clearly demonstrate far greater intelligence than a typical Hermes courier.
Apologies done, I can now tell you all where my face mask is…
It’s lost.
Marvellous. Congratulations, Hermes. Next time I order something from Leeds United, I am going to ask that a vole take charge of delivery.
To make matters worse, Leeds United cannot send me a replacement face mask, as they have sold out. Looks like it’ll be a Hello Kitty one for me…
I do wonder where my Leeds mask ended up. Presumably in the possession of the owner of whatever letterbox the simpleton decided to carelessly chuck it through.
I am not holding out too much hope in ever receiving my precious mask – especially as I believe that I saw it on telly over the weekend.
To make matters worse, not only does it appear that the incorrect recipient was wearing the mask, but also listing it on eBay…
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Lucy
July 4, 2020 - 6:06 pmOh what a shame – as masks go that is a very neat little mask- almost stylish! Very resoursceful of Leeds united.
extraordinarily how human creativity can sometimes turn even a face mask into something of interest …..
Liked the photo too