This year, I have blogged for you all 188 times – this will be the 189th. You’re welcome. Feel free to thank me with chocolate, sweets, PlayStation 4 games and money. I accept PayPal.
If you haven’t been following my blog this year, fear not – here is a summary of 2019…
Happy New Year.
January
- Like everyone does every year and will be doing tomorrow, I made a New Year’s Resolution. Mine was to blog more. I blogged just 78 times in 2017, so, remarkably, I stuck to it!
- I became far too excited – or X-cited – about the new season of X Files. Such a geek.
- A former Bath City player scored against Leeds in the FA Cup. Who hasn’t?
- We bought something amazing for our new house – a dishwasher!
- I won the lottery. Kind of.
- Leeds managed to humiliate their fans on a massive scale (again), with an appalling new badge.
- I lost and eventually found my prized autographs.
February
- Clips of Red Dead Redemption 2 were released. That game didn’t amount to anything in the end.
- One of the best culinary creations ever went on sale at Morrisons – the Yorkshire Pudding Pizza. You can no longer buy these. No idea why.
- I showed off the wonderful view from the bedroom window of our (then) new house.
- Some girl’s hamster met an untimely end.
- There was some very sad news, about a former Leeds player.
- The hygiene habits of fellow diners upset me so much, it drove me to blog.
- I declared a ceasefire in my war against a supermarket.
- The residents of Bath lost their minds over the local wildlife.
- The weather became very cold…
March
- … and colder still.
- So much so, all my blogs for March were about snow, snow and more snow.
April
- I made two life changing additions to my life. A mobility scooter…
- and better still – a house rabbit named Roman!
May
- I got distracted by blogging, by this little cherub.
- There was a rat on my decking, what was I going to do? Not play a UB40 record.
June
Zero blogs this month – and with very good reason…
I was signed off sick from work in May. I had felt rotten for months and everything came to a head one day, when I decided I could no longer cope, physically or mentally. I initially thought that the stresses of moving, five months earlier, were a contributory factor, with rest and relaxation being the best cure.
It turns out that things were a lot more sinister than just being run down. As the weeks off work continued, my health worsened. Everyday tasks, some as simple as eating, became a huge effort. It was at that point, I was admitted to hospital…
July
- I revealed all, in what I feel was one of the most personal blog posts I have ever written.
- While in hospital, I became very upset with the physiotherapists.
- I returned home from hospital, but remarkably England were yet to return home from the World Cup.
- The weather became horrendously hot.
- I discovered the joys of hospital transport.
- Another sticker album for an international football tournament was finished.
August
- Roman lost his manhood and wasn’t well as a result.
- He got his revenge a few days later.
- I used my time off work productively, by watching lots of television.
- Roman’s behaviour got worse.
- I received a large financial payout.
- The first spider of the year was spotted. Sadly, not the last.
- We discovered he joys of Deliveroo.
September
- Our bathroom received a makeover – going from this to this.
- We were supposed to be on holiday 🙁
- I became a spy…
- … a vegetarian spy!
- Despite turning veggie, I still hunted spiders.
- I had my first haircut in months.
- Roman became the most spoilt rabbit in the world.
- I wrote a huge blog on McDonalds. Such a weirdo.
October
- Roman was placed on a (forced) diet.
- I revealed 10 of my greatest secrets…
- … as well as listing things that make me happy.
- A Leeds player said a naughty word.
- My new-found vegetarianism caused problems for the staff at McDonalds.
- We discovered the reasons behind Roman’s weight gain and bad behaviour.
- Our household was rocked by the third spider attack of the year.
- I developed a drug problem…
- … but managed to return to work, after sickness.
- I won a prize!
- The McDonalds staff had their revenge.
- I got really excited over a video game (it’s not JUST a video game!).
- Our boiler broke on a freezing cold day. Typical.
- There was tragic news from Leicester.
- I embraced the autumnal evenings.
November
- I got up close and personal with Roman.
- The annual firework displays passed, without causing our bunny any stress.
- Harry Redknapp entered ‘The Jungle‘.
- Our house was invaded by yet MORE spiders!
- I had a bad morning.
- I declared war on Virgin Media.
- I had more fun as a hospital outpatient.
- I reminded myself why I don’t go to supermarkets.
December
- My wife joined me in the 30’s Club.
- We did some cooking, which didn’t involve a microwave.
- Somehow I was persuaded to visit another supermarket.
- The country went bonkers over Brexit.
- I realised that I was taking Red Dead Redemption 2 a little too seriously.
- Leeds United’s success started to worry me. Don’t worry – they’ve since lost.
- I finally completed RDR2.
- Roman dressed up for Christmas.
- Those pesky spiders continued to terrorise us…
- … and Roman got a new job.
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