So, this is apparently happening…
<sarcasm>Well that’s just amazing news – I am so happy!</sarcasm>
To make matters worse, 2020 will be the first year where football will stop for a while, in order to give those <sarcasm>overworked players a break from their oppressive day job.</sarcasm>
This means, not only will I have to endure that awful reality television show, but there will be no football to cheer me up.
It’ll be just like the summer – except instead of the weather being horrendously hot, it’ll be frightfully freezing.
If my old English teacher is reading this, I hope he appreciates that fantastic use of alliteration.
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