Well, Rooney deserves it. A few chants doing the rounds…
Who’s that slapper in the lowry
Whos that dirty fucking whore
She’s a thousand pound a night
and she said that you were shite
and you wont be shagging Coleen anymore
Score in a brothel
He can only score in a brothel
Same old Rooney
Always cheating!
Wayne Rooney shagged a whore
We all thought he couldn’t score
His wife’s gonna take his money from the bank
Next time Wayne just have a wank
(copyright Russell Howard 2010)
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