I bought another Euromillions ticket for tonight’s draw. Nobody won it last week, so the jackpot today is supposed to be around £92million.

If I win, I want to become a member of that Abu Dhabi club who bought Manchester City. They seem to have quite a bit of money.

As there is a £70millon jackpot this week, I thought I would buy a ticket.

I know I won’t win and my money will probably go to a Frenchman, so I may as well have thrown £1.50 down the drain.

Hazzah! I won the lottery last night. After over two years of playing and winning absolutely fuck all, I am now finally with the elite.

I’m going to be keeping my feet firmly on the ground. I think I will stay in my job and best of all folks, I will be keeping Sparkster.net up and running – you can untie the rope from the loft hatch now, life is still worth living.

I haven’t made any plans on what to do the money yet. Part of me wants to spend it on things for my own enjoyment. Part of me wants to invest it. Mind you, there’s only so much interest that can be made from a tenner!

I couldn’t help but notice the news about the Euromillions lottery. As nobody has won it for a while the jackpot for next Friday has risen to £85million. This is a sickening amount of money which I think even greedy ManU defender Rio Ferdinand would have difficulty finding a use for.

I have never played this lottery before (my twice weekly play on the National is enough for me) but with the crazy amount of money at stake I thought it was worth a one off flutter. Kind of pointless really, as if I won £85mill on Friday, for someone like me it wouldn’t make a huge amount of difference to if I won £10mill on the National one. Either way I would be stinking rich.

Good luck to whoever enters and if I don’t win I hope an owner of some orphanage gets the money, either that or a extremely generous Leeds United fan who will give manager Kevin Blackwell the whole kitty to spend. :o) :o)