The fixtures for the Premier League were released this morning.
On the opening weekend, my team, Leeds, travel to the home of Claire’s club, Liverpool.
*Gulp*
What an incredibly short-sighted statement for Piers Morgan to make – even by his standards.
It sounds like Wuhan are now more or less clear of COVID-19.
The only reason they have practically eradicated the virus is because once it was known what they were dealing with, their government took sensible measures to prevent it spreading.
The initial steps taken by Boris and his pals, was to remind us to wash our hands. He also closed the pubs… for three months.
The British public, most notably the English, have played their part in keeping COVID alive. We’ve all heard about the covidiots.
Come to think of it, there was probably more people huddled together on Bournemouth beach, than there are in that Wuhan pool!
We’ve only ourselves to blame…
I am pleased to announce that we have both an update and a conclusion to the missing/stolen food recycling box.
A clean, brand spanking new box has been left outside our house.
Claire managed to get it into our back garden before the bin burglar could steal another from us!
So, I believe that is “thank you” to the rubbish dudes. We promise to return the gift, by filling the bin with rotting fruit, stinking vegetables, soggy tea bags and whatever putrid leftovers we have over the next few days.
Do with our gift whatever you please, although please don’t dump it outside our house… again. Ta.
Give up?
Somebody misspelled “disabled”.
In case anyone was ever wondering why I own this top, it’s because animals are nicer than humans…
… well at least 49% of humans.
It should be pointed out that not everyone from the 49% is the sharpest tool in the box…
Firstly, what name are the initials TH short for? Thick Head?
Secondly, when Mr. Head updated his Twitter bio to include the words ‘All lives matter’, which lives did he think the popular phrase referred to? White Lives? British Lives?
Presumably not the lives of the poor immigrants, forced to take a potentially deadly and uncertain ride aboard a raft, between France and England?
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All written by a man, somewhere on the sanity-scale between normal and eccentric.
